Oh Mon Dieu!


cleavlandbombers_2012_warningAt the risk of losing all of our readers in Cleveland, Ohio, The Oakland Journal is issuing a travel advisory on  Cleveland .

This is do to the arrest of 5 individuals plotting to blow up a  Cleveland bridge. Yes, they have been arrested, but other figures in the conspiracy may still be at large.

Due to the diligence of federal law enforcement agencies, there is no immediate threat of violence. The continuing concern is based on the overall stupidity of those arrested, and fears that similarly stupid individuals might be at large.

Readers can browse through the offical indictment which offers a compelling narrative of the entire investigation. While some of the paid informants used by the FBI might raise eyebrows due to their criminal histories, it’s understandable that most people would not associate with the  Cleveland  bombers unless they were being paid to do so.

The official narrative gives extensive details on the background of the investigation, how it started, and how it ended.

It also offers a sampling of transcripts from the secret recordings, and those are reminiscent of a Sam Shepard or David Mamet play – complete with idiocies.

Related Recipe:
Cleveland Bombers:
1½ lbs. shaved top round roast beef
1 ½ cups beef broth
½ cup chopped spicy giardiniera peppers
4 16-inch flour tortillas
½ cup shredded mozzarella cheese
  • Cook roast beef and broth in a medium saucepan until beef is well done. Drain beef and reserve liquid.
  • On the center of each flour tortilla, place 6 oz. of the drained beef, 2 Tbsps. of giardiniera peppers and 2 Tbsps. of shredded mozzarella cheese.
  • Roll the tortilla like a burrito. Serve au jus and with potato chips or French fries
  • ….Oh Mon Dieu!