Rutgers Becoming Clown College 3

Rutgers is losing it’s sense of direction,and they should retrace their steps and find out how they found themselves in this situation. Like hikers lost in the woods, Rutgers needs to head back for the last known marker, the last place of familiarity. One can take courses in clowning at […]


On the Job – May 28, 2013

On May 16, 2013 officers were dispatched to Shop-Rite for a reported shoplifter.  Upon arrival, the officers met with store security who identified a 64 year old patron who had reportedly concealed $318.19 worth of merchandise under bags in her shopping cart. She was stopped after she paid for some […]


Oakland, Highlands, COAH 2

During the most recent Oakland council meeting, discussions revolved around two of New Jersey’s most controversial and litigious entities – The Council For Affordable Housing and the New Jersey Highlands Council. The reasons for the local discussions concern how Oakland will conform to the Highlands Master Plan which includes a […]


Memorial Day 2013

Memorial Day for many is the official start of summer with a three day weekend, parties, barbecues, and parades meant to honor American soldiers who have died in service to their country. In Oakland, the Memorial Day parade will be held on Sunday starting at 1pm. In Wyckoff, the parade […]


Contempt for Courts

On March 19th, 2001, Michael Fugee, a priest in Wyckoff, NJ, gave a sworn statement at the Wyckoff Police Department detailing how he grabbed the penis of a 13 year old boy. ( click here to read the sworn statement ) In the presence of a stenographer, and detectives from […]


Public Opinion Polls for Oakland to Close

Ryan Schwertfeger announces at the May 8, 2013 Mayor and Council Meeting that he will be ending his tenure as Public Opinion Pollster for Oakland soon as he will be heading to college. Thank you Ryan for caring so much about Oakland and we wish you much luck and success […]